I live for this shit

What is the best time to eat reindeer meat?
When you're hungry.

Little things make me happy

Tough Guys

This was one of the best things I've read in a while.


Tough Guys

I'm probably going to get married.


You know. Years from now.


I have no problems with it. Marriage and weddings are alright in my book.


However, I have a few rules.


I don't think my father will walk me down the aisle. I am not property being given away from one man to another. Nor will the official ask "Who gives this woman away."

I highly doubt I'll take his last name. And I think I'll insist upon being called "Ms."

There will be no cake smashing-into-faces at my reception. If anyone so much touches their cake with fingers in a five-foot radius around me, I will slit their throat.

I don't foresee myself getting married in a house of worship. Maybe a temple. Never a church.

The service will not last hours. Fuck that shit.

Anyone who gets very drunk and tries to speak will be tackled to the ground. By me.

God help if there is any music I don't want to hear. Bitches will get cut.

lyrics, yeah

Nothing I am
Nothing I dream
Nothing is new
Nothing I think or believe in or say
Nothing is true

It used to be so easy
I never even tried
Yeah it used to be so easy...

But the last day of summer
Never felt so cold
The last day of summer
Never felt so old
Never felt so...

All that I have
All that I hold
All that is wrong
All that I feel for or trust in or love
All that is gone

It used to be so easy
I never even tried
Yeah it used to be so easy...

But the last day of summer
Never felt so cold
The last day of summer
Never felt so old
The last day of summer
Never felt so cold

Never felt so...

Art is selfish.

I want to have sex to music.