Saturday, May 30, 2009

If I had a choice in the matter, I'd want my reason for being sent to hell to be lustful thoughts, especially during religious services.

Make a note of that, God.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Denim skirts need to be eradicated.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

All of my good ideas belong to someone else.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

With age comes better presents

I am infinitely glad my friends and I have grown out of the "giving shitty body sprays and lotions sets" as gifts.

I have thrown out so much product.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

More video

This almost had a slight potential to be sort of cool.
And then it started playing.


I finish faster when I'm alone.

Stew on that for a while.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Melancholy.

That's a good word, too.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

I'd say about 99% of the time, I regret using caps lock.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dejected.

That's a good word.
Do it just to do it.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Pearls on a plate

What's to tell you
when normal comes naturally?
Fleshy webbing
Rots separate, yet so alive
They found holes inside
We've got holes inside
Sights so awful
They stole the colour from your hair
They found holes inside
Grubs in muscle
It sends a chill right up my spine
They found holes inside

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I don't know why, but "orphan" feels like an archaic term.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Sister

You better lie down cause the angels are watching
She closed her eyes and said quit the talking
You can hurt me do whatever you like
She crossed herself now the moments are missing
You can hurt me do whatever you like