If I had a choice in the matter, I'd want my reason for being sent to hell to be lustful thoughts, especially during religious services.

Make a note of that, God.

Denim skirts need to be eradicated.

All of my good ideas belong to someone else.

With age comes better presents

I am infinitely glad my friends and I have grown out of the "giving shitty body sprays and lotions sets" as gifts.

I have thrown out so much product.

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This almost had a slight potential to be sort of cool.
And then it started playing.

I finish faster when I'm alone.

Stew on that for a while.

Melancholy.

That's a good word, too.

I'd say about 99% of the time, I regret using caps lock.

Dejected.

That's a good word.

Do it just to do it.

Pearls on a plate

What's to tell you
when normal comes naturally?
Fleshy webbing
Rots separate, yet so alive
They found holes inside
We've got holes inside
Sights so awful
They stole the colour from your hair
They found holes inside
Grubs in muscle
It sends a chill right up my spine
They found holes inside

I don't know why, but "orphan" feels like an archaic term.

Sister

You better lie down cause the angels are watching
She closed her eyes and said quit the talking
You can hurt me do whatever you like
She crossed herself now the moments are missing
You can hurt me do whatever you like